
Embrace your inner villain with this fun laser game.
ANYONE CAN PLAY A SPEED ROUND. SUPERKIND TOY CO. HOLDERS PLAY LONGER.
Pop the toxic positivity. Catch the positive consequences: the cheers, the bread, the cheese, the champagne toasts... avoid representations of the negative consequences - the salt, the nuts, the knives (in the back), the cigarettes - another expensive inconvenient vice you don't need; Dodge the scissors - don't get cut; catch the microphone and speak your truth.... Stay sharp, and educate yourself the consequence change at every level.
Ms. Petty wasn't born petty. She was made petty — by a thousand fake smiles, performative niceties, and "hellos" that meant the opposite. Casual sabotage dressed up as help; her own kindness on backorder and sold back to her on a paid waitlist, at a markup.
One day she stopped pretending not to notice all the comments and thought-forms, as fleeting as a balloon in a windy city. She ordered up a glittery laser pew pew from SuperKind Toy Co. — the most reputable private retailer for a mean-spirited world, as the advertisement had put it, and they did not oversell. As soon as it arrived she put down her old identity to become Ms. Petty, and started popping every comment, thought-form, and illusion in sight. What fell out wasn't always pretty. But she could choose what to make of the consequences with her timely reactions — and discernment beats volume every single time.
You're her now. You're Ms. Petty. You extract the potential the moment was hiding. You accrue $SHOTS for every positive capture, and you lose shots for the negative consequences you grab by mistake.
discernment beats volume. every single time.
Pop the toxic positivity. Catch the positive consequences — the cheers, the bread, the cheese, the champagne toasts. Avoid the negative ones: the salt, the nuts, the knives (in the back), the cigarettes (another expensive, inconvenient vice you don't need). Dodge the scissors — don't get cut. Catch the microphone and speak your truth. Stay sharp, and educate yourself: the consequences change at every level.
Your real score. Every consequence you actually grab — positives lift you, negatives you fumbled into your hands drag you down. The net of your aim.
Your blooper reel. Pop a balloon, a violin worth +20 falls out, you let it hit the floor? That 20 doesn't vanish — it lands in your $LOLZ. The higher it climbs, the harder you fumbled. lmaooo.
Take a −30 ego death hit, or let the clock run out — that's it. Time's up. And with no pew pew, there's no continue. The smile won that round.
Eleven levels, each one a different mood — Genesis, Pride Mode, the Aura Field, Skelevaggio, the 777 Vegas strip. The world rotates fast. Quick hits, not long marathons. Speed, risk, reward, and the kind of psychological tension that makes a smile glitch in real life.
Here's the deal. The game checks your wallet on Base. Hold a SuperKind pew pew and you play infinite — no clock breathing down your neck. No pew pew? You run on the timer like everybody else. The pew pew is the key. SuperKind minted the keys. Go get one.